SILLINESS IN RELIGION

 

I am always reluctant to describe any person's beliefs or behavior as being silly, but there are times when no other word seems adequate. The Concise Oxford English Dictionary (New York: Oxford University Press, 2004), edited by Catherine Soanes and Angus Stevenson, defines the word "silly": 1. "Lacking in common sense or judgment; foolish. 2. Trivial or frivolous" (p. 1342). I am aware that some of my listeners may think I am being too harsh, but I believe I can establish beyond question my topic for today, "Silliness in Religion."

 

I shall begin with an example from the book of Matthew. When the Jewish leaders learned that the body of Jesus Christ was not where they had laid it, they felt they had to invent an explanation for the empty tomb. They gave the Roman soldiers a large amount of money and instructed them to say: "His disciples came by night, and stole him away while we slept. And if this come to the governor's ears, we will persuade him, and secure you. So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day" (Mt. 28:13-15). How could men who are capable enough to be leaders create a sillier explanation than that? A child should have been able to see through such utter foolishness.

 

Some of the best soldiers in the world had been assigned to guard the tomb of Jesus Christ. They knew they would have been executed for going to sleep while on duty. Besides, since when do men know what is occurring while they are asleep? Some of us may not even know what is happening while we are awake, but none of us knows what takes place while we are asleep. Christ's disciples had deserted him in his greatest hour of trial. What gave his fearful followers the courage to challenge professionally trained and well-equipped Roman soldiers? It ought to be obvious that anyone who accepted the Jewish leaders' explanation for the empty tomb was even sillier than the ones who made it up.

 

Another silly explanation is called "the swoon theory." This theory affirms that Jesus did not die; he only appeared to die. After spending sometime in the cool of the tomb, he recuperated sufficiently to be able to walk out the tomb and carry on his work. Even one of the most liberal theological scholars in the world, David Strauss, completely refuted this silly theory. In his excellent book, The Battle for the Resurrection (Nashville: Thomas Nelson Publishers, 1992), Dr, Norman Geisler quotes David Strauss: "It is impossible that a being who had stolen half-dead out of the sepulcher, who crept about weak and ill, wanting medical treatment, who required bandaging, strengthening and indulgence, and who still at last yielded to suffering, could have given his disciples the impressions that he was conqueror over death, the prince of life, an impression which lay at the bottom of their ministry. Such a resuscitation could only have weakened the impression which he had made upon them in life and in death, at most could only have given it an elegiac voice, but could by no possibility have changed their sorrow into enthusiasm, have elevated their reverence to worship" (pp. 77-78).

 

There are a number of other silly attempts to try to explain the Lord's resurrection, such as, the hallucination theory, the wrong identification of the tomb where Jesus was buried, and others, but few make less sense than the one advanced by Sylvia Browne, the infamous psychic. Her silly book, The Two Marys: The Hidden History of the Mother and Wife of Jesus (New York: Dutton, 2007), advances the foolish notion that Christ did not die. Sylvia Browne does not deny that Christ was crucified on a Roman cross, but she denies he died. According to her, Joseph of Arimathaea arranged for Christ to survive his crucifixion. Joseph and his co-­conspirators had the soldier who pierced Christ's side to injure him only slightly. Jesus merely feigned death. After he spent sometime in the tomb, he was whisked away to Qumran (pp. 44-54). Sylvia Browne completely ignores the proficiency of the killing machine of the Roman government. How did she discover that Christ only feigned his death and was not raised, as the Bible specifically and dogmatically states? Francine, her spirit guide, provided the information for her. Can you believe people living in the twenty-first century believe in so-called "spirit guides?" Her spirit guide is her own perverted imagination. There are no such creatures as spirit guides.

 

Incidentally, the sub-title to Sylvia Browne's book, The Hidden History of the Mother and Wife of Jesus, borders on blasphemy. There is no evidence - not even a shred of evidence - that Jesus ever married. In fact, the theological scholarship of the world-both liberal and conservative-has demonstrated conclusively that Christ was never married. Sylvia Browne even records conversations between Mary, the mother of Jesus, and Mary Magdalene, his supposed wife. She claims she could actually see the two Marys in a vision (p. 13). And do you remember the Bible story of Christ's turning water into wine at a wedding feast in Cana of Galilee? According to Sylvia Browne and her spirit guide, that was Christ's wedding (p. 11). If you care nothing at all about facts, you can say whatever you like. But you can rest assured that God will hold you accountable for what you say.

 

The truth is: there is no end to the silliness that occurs in the name of religion. If you can imagine any completely outlandish idea, there will be gullible people who will embrace it and even die for it. If you think I might be exaggerating, I must remind you of the Heaven's Gate cult. Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Lu Nettles believed they were the two witnesses mentioned in Revelation 11:3. The absolute silliness of these two can be seen in the names they adopted. They called themselves Bo and Peep, Ti and Do or simply the Two. But I must remind you that these were not uneducated ignoramuses. Marshall Applewhite had an undergraduate degree from Austin College in Sherman, Texas, and a Masters degree in music from the University of Colorado. In their book, Inside Heaven's Gate (New York: Signet, 1997), Brad Steiger and Hayden Hewes, point out that Applewhite had taught music at the University of St. Thomas in Houston and had been choir director for a number of churches in the Houston area. He had "sung eleven roles with the Houston Grand Opera, performed with five major symphonies, including Houston's, and conducted numerous choirs" (pp. 22-23). Bonnie Lu Nettles was a nurse, but a strong believer in astrology. Steiger and Hewes reveal that "the two had been charged with auto theft and fraudulent use of credit cards" (p. 24). Applewhite and Nettles were not only the silly leading the silly; they were also criminals.

 

Applewhite and Nettles persuaded a group of intelligent and successful young people to commit suicide. They believed they were going to be taken to a higher plane by a UFO following behind the Hale-Bopp comet. They are now lying in graves and will lie there until the final resurrection. The late Dr. John P. Newport, former Distinguished Professor of Philosophy at Southwestern Baptist Seminary at Ft. Worth, has written the best book available, in my opinion, on The New Age Movement and the Biblical Worldview (Grand Rapids: William B. Eerdmans Publishing Company, 1998). Dr. Newport's book discusses every phase of this pagan movement, from alchemy and astrology to witchcraft and the Word-Faith movement of Kenneth Hagin and Kenneth Copeland. It is an indispensable guide if you want to know about the New Age movement and related silly beliefs.

 

Dr. Newport refers to an article by Dr. Peter Jones, one of the leading modern scholars on Gnosticism. Dr. Jones says the Heaven's Gate group "is the herald of a new kind of cult and religious fervor that follows ancient Gnosticism in radically despising the world, the human body, and the human condition. The members of Heaven's Gate, he wrote, were prepared for joining the group of the New Age worldview which jettisons absolutes, eliminates guidelines, and sets the mind adrift without moorings" (p. 186). I have grieved for the fathers, mothers and other relatives of the young people Applewhite and Nettles virtually murdered.

 

Recently a friend called and asked if I knew anything about a book entitled The Secret (New York: Atria Books, 2006) by Rhonda Byrne. I had not heard of the book, but went to Huntsville, Alabama, and bought a copy. I learned that it has been on the New York Times bestseller list for many months and still is. The book is a compilation of the thoughts of some of the leaders in the New Age movement, such as, Lee Brower, Jack Canfield, Dr. John Gray and Neale Donald Walsh. Neale Donald Walsh has published a number of books on conversations with God. Guess who God is? Neale Donald Walsh! He is simply carrying on a conversation with himself. Where I grew up, people had questions about the sanity of individuals who always talked to themselves.

 

The silly book, The Secret, informs us that by reading the book you "will come to know how you can have, be, or do anything you want" (p. xii of the Foreword). In very simple words, you can have anything you want; you can be anything you want; you can do anything you want. Before I reveal other silly thoughts from this book, I need to make a few observations. As I prepare this radio script, our country is in the midst of what the media call "March madness." Men's and women's basketball teams are competing to determine which university has the best basketball team in the United States. If the people whose views are included in The Secret were correct, I can be anything I want to be. I want to play center for the Tennessee Vols. Although I am only 5' 8" tall, I want to play for the Vols. Do you honestly think Coach Bruce Pearl would allow that? If he were to embrace the silliness of The Secret, how could he refuse me?

 

For more than fifty years, I have owned and flown my own airplanes. But flying a small airplane does not meet my desires at this stage in my life. I want to fly a Boeing 747. If I can do anything I want, surely I should be able to do that. But there are some problems. I am much too old to fly a commercial airplane. Besides, I do not have the proper training to fly a 747. 0, maybe I could just buy my own 747 and fly it. The FAA will not allow that because I have lost my medical. It not only is silly to tell people they can do whatever they want; it is also dangerous. Please do not be silly enough to buy into such silliness.

 

The Secret quotes Bob Proctor as affirming: "See yourself living in abundance and you will attract it every time, with every person" (p. 12). Rhonda Byrne insists: "The law of attraction simply gives you whatever it is that you are thinking about" (p. 13). There is more of such silliness in the book, but I shall have to examine it later. You do not have to be a scholar to know how absolutely ridiculous The Secret is. Millions of people worldwide have concentrated on having wealth and have even imagined they were actually wealthy but who are as poor as church mice. I am not denying the importance of having a positive attitude, whatever your occupation or profession, but to argue that "the law of attraction simply gives you whatever it is that you are thinking about" defies good sense. I have no idea how many of the contributors to The Secret profess to be a part of the New Age movement, but that is undoubtedly the thrust of the book.

 

After reading the book and having investigated the so-called "word-faith" movement for years, I am amazed at the similarity between The Secret and the beliefs of some of the preachers I hear on Trinity Broadcasting Network and on the Inspiration Channel. Some of the so-called "prosperity preachers," like Creflo Dollar and Paul Crouch, tell their listeners they can have great wealth by contributing to the ministries of those preachers. Kenneth Copeland's little booklet, The Laws of Prosperity (Ft. Worth: Kenneth Copeland Publications, 1974), asks: "Do you want a hundredfold on your money? Give and let God multiply it back to you. No bank in the world offers this kind of return! Praise the Lord" (p. 67)!

 

Gloria Copeland's book, God's Will Is Prosperity (Ft. Worth: Kenneth Copeland Publications, 1978), makes even more outlandish claims than her husband's book. She argues: "The Word of God simply reveals that lack and poverty are not in line with God's will for the obedient" (p. 2 of the Introduction). Too bad the Apostle Paul did not know that when he was hungry and suffered need (Phil. 4: 12). Since Jesus Christ always obeyed the will of the Father, you would expect him to be rich. What did Jesus himself say about his financial situation? "Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of man has not where to lay his head" (Mt. 8:20). Following are Gloria Copeland's words: "You give $1 for the gospel's sake and $100 belongs to you; give $10 and receive $1,000, give $1,000 and receive $100,000" (p. 48). Is that the reason some of the health and wealth preachers like Joyce Meyer can own $10,000,000 jet aircraft and $100,000 Mercedes Benzes? The preachers are the ones who are prosperous.

 

Have you ever noticed how many so-called "theological scholars" promote some of the silliest views imaginable? For example, the members of the Jesus Seminar, one of the most radical groups of theologians in the world, have denied that Jesus actually spoke most of the words attributed to him in the New Testament. In fact, they are sure he spoke only 18% of those words. They probably are not sure of many other ideas, but they are sure of that. In fact, former Episcopal bishop, John Shelby Spong, a member of the Jesus Seminar, thinks that certainty should be seen as a vice and uncertainty as a virtue. And he is absolutely certain.

 

A few years ago, a Lutheran preacher published an article on Paul's suicide. I have been preaching and teaching the Bible for almost 65 years. I was not aware that Paul committed suicide, were you? That preacher based his idea on these words from Paul to the Philippians: "For me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. But if I live in the flesh, this is the fruit of my labor: yet what I shall choose I know not. For I am in a strait between the two, having a desire to depart, and be with Christ; which is far better: nevertheless to abide in the flesh is more needful for you" (Phil. 1:21-24). If this passage proves that Paul committed suicide, would it not also prove that millions and millions of faithful Christians through the years have taken their own lives? Have not all of us known Christians who expressed the desire to depart and be with Christ? How do such silly articles ever get published?

 

In ancient Corinth, there were a number of idol temples: Aphrodite, the goddess of love, Apollo, the god of manly beauty and Asklepios, the god of healing. In the temple of Aphrodite there were 1,000 sacred prostitutes. Those women walked the streets of Corinth each night to sell their bodies to the sailors who passed through Corinth. They were raising money for their church, figuratively speaking. But that is 2,000 years in the past. Nobody in our day would be so silly or would they? Incidentally, "silly" is not a strong enough word. Would not "stupid" be a more appropriate word? Yes, I am aware that the King James Version never uses the word "stupid," but most other versions do. The English Standard Version translates Jeremiah 10:8 as follows: "They are both stupid and foolish; the instruction of idols is but wood."

 

One really radical cult has sought to expand its membership by what it called "flirty fishing." The cult leaders sent young women out on the streets at night to sell their bodies to attempt to bring converts to that cult. Again, the word "silly' hardly seems adequate to describe such ungodly behavior. But is that really any worse than showing pornographic films to teenagers in a church setting to teach them about sex? At least one denominational church has been guilty of such absolute depravity.

 

There are people in our world who think that all religious beliefs and practices are silly. But there is abundant evidence for God's existence, for the deity of Christ and for the inspiration of the Bible. Why do intelligent people ignore the evidence? In an interview in Look magazine, the infamous and immoral agnostic, Bertrand Russell, was asked what he would say to God, if there is a God, in the judgment. He responded: "I will tell him he did not give me enough evidence." Is it possible Russell was like the people of ancient Rome? "Because when they knew God, the glorified him not as God, neither were they thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.... And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things that are not fitting" (Rom. 1:21-22, 28).

 

My purpose in this brief study today has been to urge you to use discretion and discernment in your study of the Bible and in your behavior. We must do God's work in God's way. We must speak and practice the truth, since only the truth can set us free (John 8:32). Should we not pray with David: "Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart be acceptable in thy sight, 0 Lord, my strength and my redeemer" (Psa. 19:14)?

 

Winford Claiborne

The International Gospel Hour

P.O. Box 118

Fayetteville, TN 37334